Too weird to live, too rare to die!
just-relatable:

want more relatable?
Text her after she falls asleep and describe in large detail everything that you adore about her. She’ll wake up with a smile on her face.
(via icanrelateto)

seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect—you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break—her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there.
Bob Marley (via kushandwizdom)
How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

maria-sommer:

wanttobehappy-again:

GENAAAAAAAAAAAAU DAS 

Ich könnt’s immer wieder rebloggen.

maria-sommer:

wanttobehappy-again:

GENAAAAAAAAAAAAU DAS 

Ich könnt’s immer wieder rebloggen.